Top 10 Positive Outcomes of A Liberal re-election

In the Spirit of Late Night with David Letterman, the Top 10 reasons to see the Liberals re-elected.

10. A government guided by progressive principles can continue its work.  As imperfect as it may be, it is the best option we have.
9. The "But her emails" north non-scandal will be done.  As will the JWR and JP.  The whole matter will only be referred to when PoliSci profs want to add a bit of levity to their lectures.
8.  The budget will continue to move into surplus.
7. The Scheer Cons are a Big Lean-To Party based on appealing to homophobes, fundamentalists, racists and corporatists. 
6.  It will be another lesson for the Cons that Republican tactics don't work here.  They aren't very smart so they might have to learn this lesson a few more times.
5.  We won't have to remove our flags from our backpacks.
4.Andy Bot will have to resign.  And Harper Proxy Leader v. 1 will be done.
3.  Jason Kenney will assume the mantle as HPL v. 2 under the delusion that his one trick pony act of pitting Canadians against each other will work federally.
2. The defeat of HPL v. 2 by Trudeau in 2023 will flush the last vestige of Harperism down the drain.  Because like any other B-movie monster, it will arise, zombie-like, if we don't completely defeat it.

And the best outcome of a Trudeau victory in 2019: The Conservatives will do a post-mortem on hiring The Underminer as part of their election team and decide the Dandelion Group is a weed to be pulled from their dismal garden.  Having been previously rejected by the Liberals he will be branded as a loser and disappear from the scene.  That alone will be a great outcome.Recommend this Post