Geology can explain anything

You, like a lot of other unfortunate people, might not be aware that Geology is the synthesis of all of man's knowledge.  The study of this elegant science allows you to describe almost any phenomenon.

If you are amongst the poorly informed, allow me to illustrate trait of geology by highlighting the following post from the excellent geology blog "All of my faults are stress related":

Structural Analysis of a Chocolate Chip Cookie 

It even has photos of cookies.

It is hard to believe that geologists  get paid to think about stuff like this, isn't it?  Please forgive me if this post has caused you to regret your education and career choices.

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