Big Brother called. Your clothes are ready

If you are someone who is tired of minority governments and thinking of voting for the Conservatives just to have some stability, give some thought to this. I feel sorry for our athletes that after all their hard work they will be forced to wear such ugly clothes in an attempt by the Conservatives to tie any Olympic glory to The Party and The Leader.

It is not too much of a stretch to imagine a day, after four years of majority rule, that the megalomania that defines Stephen Harper will result in us wearing similarly drab clothes, gathering for daily hate meetings and brandishing books of The Wisdom Of Chairman Harper. (The only good thing will be that it will be a very small book. I expect that you could put it in the change pocket of your jeans and still have room for an Ipod Shuffle.)

Given the obstreperous nature of the majority of Canadians that dislike Mr Angry, there should be quite a lineup for Room 101.

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