Monday, December 15, 2008
I am faced with having to make significant decisions in the face of the GROOTBCC (Global Running Out Of Time Before Christmas Crisis) and I have two choices. Continue blogging for the good of all Canadians or do the running around to achieve the skiing and personal partying goals expected of me at this critical time of year.
Now you might say, "Why Constant, you project the image of a strong fearless leader. Surely you will keep on blogging through this busy time". But the truth is that despite my tendency to act as though I have a majority, I am actually in a minority position within the Vigilance family. I have heard rumblings that Eternal, Extreme and Occasional may form a Coalition to have me removed as the head of the family if I don't focus on their holiday demands. We are going skiing for 3 weeks so wax must be scraped and edges sharpened. There is no truth to the rumour that I am waiting to see what kind of wax TBOGG is using before I turn my iron on.
And so my fellow Canadians frankly let me be clear* that I have decided to ask the Spousal General to approve the prorogation of this blog until the first week in January 2009. Thus I will be unable to address the blogging needs of the nation until that time. With the exception of finishing up some posts that are in progress. Or if the Conservatives do something so stupid that I can't resist. Or of I get the Christmas poem finishd in time.
While some may claim this is the coward's way out, let me tell you all: "Nah, Nah Nah boo boo".
God bless Canada. And pray for snow.
Oh yeah. And HarProrogue is a weenie.
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Posted by Constant Vigilance at 12/15/2008 04:02:00 AM