Monday, December 15, 2008

Blog prorogation

I am faced with having to make significant decisions in the face of the GROOTBCC (Global Running Out Of Time Before Christmas Crisis) and I have two choices. Continue blogging for the good of all Canadians or do the running around to achieve the skiing and personal partying goals expected of me at this critical time of year.

Now you might say, "Why Constant, you project the image of a strong fearless leader. Surely you will keep on blogging through this busy time". But the truth is that despite my tendency to act as though I have a majority, I am actually in a minority position within the Vigilance family. I have heard rumblings that Eternal, Extreme and Occasional may form a Coalition to have me removed as the head of the family if I don't focus on their holiday demands. We are going skiing for 3 weeks so wax must be scraped and edges sharpened. There is no truth to the rumour that I am waiting to see what kind of wax TBOGG is using before I turn my iron on.

And so my fellow Canadians frankly let me be clear* that I have decided to ask the Spousal General to approve the prorogation of this blog until the first week in January 2009. Thus I will be unable to address the blogging needs of the nation until that time. With the exception of finishing up some posts that are in progress. Or if the Conservatives do something so stupid that I can't resist. Or of I get the Christmas poem finishd in time.

While some may claim this is the coward's way out, let me tell you all: "Nah, Nah Nah boo boo".

God bless Canada. And pray for snow.

Oh yeah. And HarProrogue is a weenie.

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penlan said...

Hey CV - just enjoy the break. There will be tons to blog about, I'm sure, once Parliament resumes & in the meantime IF something major arises in the news you can always do a quick post.

Will be looking forward to "hearing" from you in the not-too-distant future.

Merry Christmas & Happy Skiing! :)

sassy said...

haha, humour is so healthy.

Here's wishing you, Eternal, Extreme and, Occasional a very Merry Christmas and a safe and snowy ski break.

Looking forward to your return in the new year or when events merit it, whichever comes first. :)

Beijing York said...

Happy skiing and Merry Christmas.

See you in 2009 if not sooner. In the meantime, I'll be testing my shoes for aerodynamic efficiencies.

Constant Vigilance said...

Hi guys. Thanks for your warm thoughts. Best holiday wishes for you as well.

As you will see very shortly, there is too much juicy stuff for me to hold back. And I have mananged to put a major dent in things.

BY - I am afraid your last sentence is cryptic even for me.