Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Blue Sweater Vest Award on hold until further notice

The production of the awards has been curtailed due to the phenomenon called Peak Blue. This occurs when the demand for blue die for use in media clothing outstrips the supply. The increase in demand appears to be driven development of a coalition in Ottawa which has increased the output of lies coming from Conservative Party. This in turn has exposed the weakness in the media supply chain in that a strong majority of the pundits are either too deep in the Conservatives pockets, have too much an abiding hatred of Mr. Dion or are too stupid to be able to explain the issues to Canadians.

On the other hand, baby shoe futures are at an all time low due to a lack of use along the path to redemption. There is however, a glimmer of life on the horizon.Recommend this Post

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